| Sunday, September 05, 2004 |
 | I had thought that the best possible thing to do with the increasingly wheezy Aliens franchise was, as a friend suggested, to make Aliens vs the Thing.
Thousands of Aliens... but which ones can you trust?
However, out for birthday drinks with Robyn, a yet mightier plan emerged. Aliens vs Predator, in the style of Kramer vs Kramer.
"So, Mrs. Alien, how long has it been since you saw your son?"
hisssssssssss
"Mr. Predator, do you have anytihng to add?"
ki-ki-ki-ki-ki
"Hang on. Are you Skippy?"
3 Comments:
Stuart of autoblography.co.uk said:
And the Monday chuckles begin aplenty...
Why not do Alien vs Jaws? The alien can swim, so can Jaws. I think that the two franchises should meet. What would be more fun?
Hmmm. I suspect it might get a bit repetitive.
Shark uses superior speed and power in water to defeat Alien.
Shark eats Alien.
Shark dissolves.
Repeat.
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