| Saturday, July 10, 2004 |
 | Neither cute, cuddly nor work safe. This realdoll surgery site is really worrying, in all sorts of different ways. First up, why are there no model 8 dolls? Is the model 8 tentacular, or somebody's mum? Second up, damaged realdolls resemble Terminators. This gives me the unfortunate idea that Skynet at the time of the defeat resembled the Roman Zone from Westworld, and the only reason the demonstrably ineffectual John Connor managed to defeat the robots is that they were, to paraphrase Dorothy Parker, any combination of the words "too fucking busy". Third up, if you take the skull structure out of a realdoll, its collapsed face looks disturbingly like that of Les Dawson.
This before we even ask ourselves what somebody has been doing to an artificial lady that ends with her handed in for repair with one leg torn off and some fingers missing. What, did they argue?
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