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Monday, July 07, 2003

So, let's have a look at some of the shitwits who would celebrate what is either a retirement in disgust by Jeffrey John or a hideous and potentially eviscerating failure of nerve by Rowan Williams.

The Bishop of Carlisle is a fucking moron.

Interesting point here about the question of why the church is so quick to condemn, say, Glenn Hoddle, while happily putting the boot in on homosexuals. Answer? Because the church is an inconsistent beast. And riddled with hypocrisy. Why the rules on women and the uncircumcised need to be quietly shuffled away while we cleave so firmly to largely non-existent biblical strictures against men lying with men? Because the pigeon-chested little wankers who were bullied mercilessly for their weird smell and mad eyes probably learned long before they found their vocations that the only way to stop the mocking voices was to find a new scapegoat.

Other low church idiots are, of course, the audience of the Left Behind books. The heroes of which are so comically stupid that they cannot work out until he actually slips in the pointy teeth that the Antichrist is the bloke called Nicolae Spunking Carpathia. The bigwig at the United Nations.

What more did they want? A T-shirt saying "Dude, I'm the Antichrist"?

Meanwhile, check these guys out. Flash animations about the iniquities of the Catholic church. What Saint Teresa didn't tell me was that I was about to be sacrificed on the altar of whoredom. I know, they're mentally ill. But they're lovin' it.

This the far end of the movement that sends shit to the Bishop of Edmonton for praising Canon John's abilities, and has its origin in the respectable, decorously potty little hatemongery that seem to have generated rather more light and heat than I suspect the number involved actually justified, although driving decent, thinking people away from the church by giving in to it will redress that soon enough.

I'm not happy. That's all I'm saying.

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