Tuesday, June 03, 2003
Dude. I just tried to shake my hair in cogitation, as I have done for the past month or so, and nearly dislocated my neck. Without the extra weight of my vast bouff coiffure, which had long since passed David Live dimensions and was heading toward the full Pin-Ups, my head is unbalancingly light, and I feel oddly naked. Actually, Iam oddly naked right now, having emerged from the shower one has to take after any severe haircut to dislodge itchy-scratchy remnants of one's former hirsuteness.

Why is that oddly naked? Because I'm posting from a cybercafé. Stelios is going to be in liquidation trouble...

Anyways, I look forward to a new and highly lucrative career in management consultancy and the respect of my peers, but failing that the absence of heat rising through my dense barnet causing my hair apparently to levitate while itching like a bastard would also be good.

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