| Monday, May 19, 2003 |
 | While not updating my weblog I have been hiding from badgers, who are, it turns out, not just truculent and a little brusque but also vicious fuckers of the first water. I remember being told about a nature documentary which pointed out the various combat enhancements possessed by you average renegade cyborg badger. These apparently involve jaws that lock irrevocably upon biting. Also, the badger's is possessed of skin so loose that it can turn around inside therein if grasped by the neck, the better to attack its captor.
This strikes me as hardly surprising if the badger's mouth, once closed, can never be opened. The poor thing must be starving.
Anyway, the payoff of this doco, as two badgers battled in the wild, was that "when badger fights badger, it has truly met its match".
Well, the fuck of course it has. What a phenomenally asinine statement. Goat meets its match in goat, tortoise in tortoise, badger in badger. Unless badger A has studied Kung Fu, or badger B has a luger, I don't see how it can be otherwise.
How would you shade the odds, were you a badger on the brink of a duel? Tell me.
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