Tuesday, April 29, 2003
So, here we are, after a wasted weekend (oh, who am I kidding, it was a lovely weekend, and the fact that I have not yet used my suddenly expanded free time to cure all the world's ills is hardly a sign of permanent and irremediable evil on the part either of myself or of the world. Oh yes.

Part of the joy of unemployment is, of course, that I can scour the Internet for the least relevant links ever. Let's see now...

First up, of course, we have the mantric power of Electric Six's Gay Bar, as covered by the Rathergood Kittens and Tony Blair and George Bush. The latter is perhaps the most perfect single moment the Internet has yet provided.

Elsewhere, from Linkmachinego probably, the 12 dumbest comic book covers ever.

Elsewhere, and just as likely from Linkmachinego, the Spectrum games Top Trumps. Wrong. So wrong. It occurs to me that mine is probably the generation that was utterly shafted by this lot. I remember, before having my own computer, being addicted to Football Manager on the Spectrum of some family friends. How little dignity we had left to us. Ah, the days when Savage represented a glowing explosion of improbable colour...

And finally - Ben looking uncannily like one of the Aquaphibians from Stingray. This is a photograph so bad as to defy physics. It looks not only nothing like Ben, except in the most general particulars, but also nothing like any human being in history. Seriously, kids, he's a very handsome man.

I know. I'm sorry. I promise to do better. I've just been really stressed....

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