Monday, March 17, 2003
Well, since it looks like we're going to be at war in about 20 minutes, it seems we should be looking at some of the important questions that need to be answered after our swift and inevitable casualty-free victory.

Who gets to be in charge of Iraq afterwards? Well, yeah, obviously him, but who will he get to do the press conferences in Arabic?

Generally in these situations, it's best to go for the guy in the suit. Unless the dictator you're deposing was the guy in the suit. In that case, go for the guy in the fatigues. Problem being, Saddam has been devilishly clever in his use of mixed fabrics, favouring both the tweed suit and the combat clobber.

It's this sort of devious nature that makes him such a threat to Poets for the War.

So, who would you choose? Have a look at the available Iraqemon.

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