| Wednesday, March 19, 2003 |
 | On other news, the emails of Rachel Corrie, a young woman who died under the wheels of an Israeli armoured bulldozer, have been published. I can only assume, since the standard practice is not to kill the Americans, that the bulldozer driver misunderstood his captain's command, "Get a move on - it's Richard Hillman week, it's nearly teatime and we don't want to miss Corrie."
Particularly amusing on this one is that apparently the Israeli Defence Force have claimed i) that she dove in front of the bulldozer (which has to be the worst suicide bombing ever) and ii) that the windows of armoured bulldozers are very small, and as such they did not see her.
This is the best excuse ever. The next time I run over an American, tiny windows is going to be on the insurance claim form. Watertight. I'm amazed they manage to hit the houses...
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