| Friday, March 14, 2003 |
 | DUDE!
You'll now find A5, the exciting new range of bouldering-inspired casual clothing from The North Face, which looks and performs as good on the rock as it does off it."
I know I shouldn't encourage bad attention-seeking strategies, but occasionally the sheer ubiquity of spam throws up some fascinating visions of oneself in an alternate universe.
Thus, I do not want to order herbal viagra or see hot teens getting it the way they need it. Nor do I have any particular desire to enlarge my penis, or indeed my breasts. I've always felt that more than a handful was a waste when it came to manbreasts. I probably am quite keen on receiving a percentage of $25 million, but I fear that I am unlikely to gain it by helping to transfer the assets of the family of a deceased former African head of state.
But full marks to Cotswold Outdoor, for managing to spam me with something so comically inappropriate that the chances of my growing a deceased former African head of state's penis using only a herbal preparation of natural viagra and hot teens.
Cotswold Outdoor, I salute you.
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