Monday, December 16, 2002
It worries me profoundly that I only discovered how to open a tetrapak last week. Apparently, all the scrabbling along the tricorn crown at the centre of the top is mere vanity, and the correct course of action is to open it all four ways, by pulling firmly at two of the four points making up our dimension's experience of the tetrapak tesseract. Hmm yeah.

Of course, this leaves no way to pour the thing, as any pressure on the container will squeeze the suddenly gaping wound at the top shut, but thirsty is better than covered in milk, now, isn't it?

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