| Monday, December 02, 2002 |
 | It seems to me that the name "Scatman" is a great one. you know: after semi-singer and comedian Scatman Crothers.
I keep envision having a son named Scatman. I can imagine everyone he meets saying, 'What a cool name.' Which is good because that way they'll have something to like about him even if his personality is really off-putting. Or if he's shallow or a bully when he's like 13, when he should be getting into punk rock or something. At least they'll think he has a hip name.
But don't use it, cause I thought of it.
Sweet Jesus scooter....Catherine directed me to this bubbling swamp of horrifying baby names. What is wrong with these people? Is it just the schooling? Or the lead solids in the water pipes? God, I thought my life was a wasted charnel of meaningless nothingness...
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