| Monday, March 04, 2002 |
 | So let's say that once again you manage to miss completely all-out bloody war breaking out between in the red corner the Army of One and in the blue corner the might of the Pacific North-West London. And what is the topic this time? Who gives the best blow jobs.
Well, how can a curious young man discover who gives the best blow jobs on Earth? Short of lining these two worthies and everybody else on the planet up like performing cockseals, I'm stumped. But are we downhearted? No!
So here's the plan. You mail me with a complete list of everyone who has ever performed oral sex on you, with a mark out of 10, having first established that 0 is so unpleasant as to have you screaming for them to stop and finding that your genitalia have left town to get away, and 10 being the equivalent of Jesus Christ himself doing a bit of pudenda hoovering, with the Holy Spirit providing round-the-houses tongue support. Then, I can add up everyone's aggregate marks and discover who does, in fact, give the best head in the world.
Start now.
Please ask all your friends to help - we will need a pretty large sample, as it were, to create a meaningful response. And no sneaky voting for yourselves, either.
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