Wednesday, February 13, 2002
Let's get one thing straight before we go anywhere - I am not fat.

Don't get me wrong - I'm not one of those people who's obsessed with their size, 'you calling me fat?', all that crap - I just don't want you to get the wrong picture of me in your head. I don't want you to have this image of a fat guy sat on a chair with a gun to his head, flab spilling out over where his hands are tied tight behind his back. It's kind of like that, only diet. Just let the vision in your head lose a few stone and you've got it. I should sell the before-and-after pictures to Slimfast.


Jamie's got his head screwed on and his priorities straight on the UpsideClown

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