Monday, January 21, 2002
They Fight Crime. Which coincidentally was the title of the short film I failed utterly to help Ben and co. make over the weekend, for the 23:59 competition. I'll let thems as was there fill you in on the whole gory story.

Besides, I had an excuse, of which more later.

Meanwhile, blogdom has yet to grasp the idea that believing oneself to be oppressed by armies of idiots does not in fact preclude one from being among their number. You know, like Zee in Antz except without the spark of self-awareness. He may not like being an ant, but at the end of the day he has six legs and a segmented thorax. Go figure.

Not so dear justaddbrains, still sticky with amnion, whose mission it is to offer up examples of idiocy that could have been avoided if only people were clever like what he is. Seeing a pattern here?

But this is grandeur of a separate stamp. Aristotle and later Uncle Friedrich identified the great-souled man as one who manages to get through two whole posts before expressing the combination of surprise and perplexity occasioned by interacting with the stooopid by the conjunction of question mark and exclamation point. And he who holds off for another post before succumbing to the triple exclamation mark as expression of undue surprise at the stupid, stupid masses? A rope between man and superman.

I am so glad weblogging exists, Otherwise I would never have these oh-so-populous windows into the lonely lives of the intellectual elite to peer through and model myself upon.

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