Monday, October 22, 2001
Speaking of which, apparently a man was trapped in his shed by invisible "yobs", and rescued through the Internet. The question nobody seems to have asked is why a man would have a computer with Internet connection set up in his shed.

Cybersex and dwarf-porn, surely? The bolt was perhaps shot by the vibration of the shed as the man in question....shot his bolt.

If you have a similar outhouse Onan-oriented mishap, help is at hand. Paul - who has started namechecking Half Man Half Biscuit and thus demands love and worship - has set up an emergency "trapped in my shed" line. Makin' a difference....

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