| Thursday, September 20, 2001 |
 | Topics of conversation covered in conversation with Matt and Katy on Wednesday night (not an exhaustive list).
The fact that there is a scan somewhere on the Internet of an uncorrected proof of an Argos catalogue before a dog's big cock was photoshopped out of it. An abstract image library that begin with Z. A hairless wombat with very red feet.
The possibility of a Transformers: The Movie party.
Blue Imac-styled underwear in stiff, frosted plastic, which you clipped on. Silver chip forks on Firebox, which I first saw in a exhibition of decadent art in the Jerwood Gallery two years ago. Scary babies with no eyes.
Nine foot tall remote-controlled Easter Island heads with glowing eyes. High-pressure electric pumps. Shit poems. The fact that Argos (again) will engrave a photograph of your choice onto a medallion, and the possibility of sending them an extreme penetration shot to test the truth of this claim.
The Nokia 8210, which apparently vibrates upwards rather than sideways, and is thus found lodged in more body cavities than any other mobile phone. The advertising possibilities thereof.
Hogwarts being Christchurch College, and the Quidditch field being Tom Quad in close-up, and several Tom Quads in long shots. The clock in Tom Quad, and thus in Hogwarts, having two minute hands.
A cock with more than four minutes of latitude in width.
Girl/boyfriend/ex-girl/boyfriend top trumps, and what their categories would be. Tell us.
Playing an audio file of a thunderstorm during a thunderstorm.
Dumping your boyfriend through your weblog. During a thunderstorm.
Leaving a cock in your mouth just too long.
What Vonnegut, Coupland and Palahniuk have said about 9/11.
Timequake as metametabook. The end of the word in twisted glass and steel in Life After God.
Essays on the complexity ceiling (the point at which the complexity of concepts becomes too great for general comprehension) and the epistemology of price.
Barnado's - a charity that solicits money for children so horrible that their parents, who are biologically conditioned to love them, can't be fucked. That was Matt, I'd like to point out.
The power of webloggers and the acceptance of CSS.
The metonymic bridge and its relationship with dirk and donkeys.
"As We May Think" by Vanavar Bush and the origins of the Internet.
Ted Nelson, Baudrillard and Hypertexts.
And an idea so horrible that we cannot share it for fear of getting lynched.
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