| Monday, August 20, 2001 |
 | Cyclists driving through red lights is fantastically annoying, even when not actively life-threatening. I must confess, however, that it is not quite as irritating, for my money, as cyclists riding on the pavement, and behaving as if this is the most natural thing in the world. Now, I'm sympathetic. I myself do not feel safe cycling in the grand guignol that is London traffic. Which is why I fucking walk, you gang of shitgobblers.
I've noticed my reactions becoming progresssively more extreme - standing in cyclists' paths and forcing them to stop is beginning to resurface. I very nearly clotheslined some wankspanker cycling along platform 12 at London Bridge. In Oxford I used to catch cyclists. There's a trick to arresting their forward motion without losing your balance. 10 points for each catch, with a ten-point bonus if they scream at you. Great fun.
The edge of fury is not a good place to live. Must breathe deeply. Must love humanity.
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