Wednesday, April 25, 2001
I may go to see Elf Power at the Barfly tomorrow. However, I am unlikely ever to have a yen to see Elvendrums, about whose existence I was tipped off by the divine and delectable Kali. Indeed, should Elvendrums ever come within two hundreds yards of me or mine, I may have to undertake to kick in their shit-filled, pointy-eared crania. Fucking retards.

One more time, and I know I'm labouring the point: YOU'RE NOT ELVES. You are fat, ugly, slightly stupid humans who were socially excluded at school. It's very sad, but it's no excuse. Fuck off, preferably as an aperitif to dying.

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