| Wednesday, February 28, 2001 |
 | Topic of conversation:
The high-level comic experience that is apparently Dungeons and Dragons the Movie.
Matt's sorry about snails.
I'm sure he is.
Leading on to the intimate debt owed by the above to The Phantom Menace, which seems a wery strnage thing to plagiarise, from an artistic point of view. Which in turn introduced the idea that Queen Amidala had in fact during the Queen elections been run very close by a rival candidate who would have been elected to watch her people suffer and die while the council discussed strategy. That there were party election broadcasts for the "Watching my people suffer and die while you discuss strategy in your council chamber" candidacy, and how we could track one down.
Meanwhile, just to show that people who enjoyed this film on an artistic level are in no sense different than the rest of us, here's a post from "The Pratt", at a special needs e/n site called Blookovision:
I do, pray-tell, admit that the main character was of slight annoying; but only in the sense of his battle cries. The elf's cleavage armor made me cringe too but at least she was hot (even though she was black [a monkey in "Beau Talk]). In time I learned to understand the ending and and stay open-minded to the fact that is was no more outragous than many D&D campaigns out there. It made me want to get started on a whole new campaign started. I did hate the blue lipstick but it was the emmortal words of the Baron that turned mine eyes. He explained to me that every good villain has some outstanding feature that stood out about them.
Now, I'm not entirely sure what "Beau Talk" is. But if anybody out there can shed some light on any way in which this man is anything other than a milk-stinking waste of what might with a healthier diet have been a decent meal, please tell me. I need to know.
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